A Hilarious Tale of Pooping on the First Date Gone Horribly Awry

Where do I start? Probably by saying that the woman who posted this story to Twitter deserves an award. At the very least she deserves respect and adoration, because every single one of us has been there. To poop or not to poop at your new love interest's home? For some of us, it's an easy yes; for others, there might be hesitation. Regardless of your answer, meet your new hero, a woman on Twitter who goes by @_blotty, because she supposedly experienced your worst pooping nightmare and handled it, calmly, and we'll say . . . uniquely? While on a date, she used the bathroom, but the toilet wouldn't flush. I'll allow her to explain what she did next.