24 Oscar-Worthy Puns of Porno Parodies
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Ever since the Game of Thrones porn parody came out — called, naturally, Game of Bones — we've been giggling over the never-ending selection of ridiculous pornographic versions of well-known TV shows and movies. Nothing . . . I mean, nothing . . . is safe. And with the Oscars on the horizon, it seemed only fitting that we'd take a look at the truly award-worthy, pun-filled porn parodies out there. Take a peek, but be warned: you'll never think of your favorite movies and TV shows the same again.
The Porn Identity
Promises to be just as action-packed as the original.
Pulp Friction
Quentin Tarantino would be so embarrassed proud.
Lord of the G-Strings
Alternate title might have been Lord of the Flings.
The XXXorcist
Because creepy is hot?
The Da Vinci Load
We have a feeling this version is light on mystery.
Not Another Porn Movie
Oh, but it is.
Sasha Grey's Anatomy
Too easy.
Buffy the Vampire Layer
"Vampire layer," "Down for the count" — the puns just keep on coming.
Edward Penishands
You could probably add this to your list of disturbing romantic (?) horror movies to watch.
Bitanic
I hope this version has a happy ending.
Forrest Hump
"My pants are like a box of chocolates." But what does that mean?
Clockwork Orgy
She's got the outfit down.
Honey, I Blew . . . Everybody.
Nice tighty whities.
Missionary Position: Impossible 2
Get it?
Anus the Menace
So disturbing it's funny.
Womb Raider
That doesn't even make sense.
American Booty
Just booty-ful.
Game of Bones
"Winter is cumming."
Legally Boned
You heard her: "File your briefs and take the fifth!"
Raiders of the Lost Arse
They look like they're going to raid some arse.
Tits a Wonderful Life
I can't.
The Poonies
It's just so wrong.
Whorry Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls
He knows how to work a wand (if you know what I mean).
The Sex Files
It had to be done.