14 Types of People You Should Have Sex With
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Promiscuity isn't for everyone, but if you're going to sleep around, you might as well be strategic about it. What's the fun in always hooking up with the same type of person? A sleepover or two or three can be a great way to break out of your comfort zone and spend (very intimate) time with all different kinds of people, people whose lives are nothing like yours, who have different ideas of fun, who speak another language or are of a different race. So if you're sexually adventurous, consider this list your ultimate sex bucket list. If the idea of sleeping with 14 or more people horrifies you, well, just sit back and enjoy the sexy GIFs anyway.
Someone Much Younger
Pros:
Will appreciate being with a real woman
Will be impressed with your apartment
Cons:
Postsex conversation might be lacking
Will probably make you do Fireball shots
Someone Much Older
Pros:
Can introduce you to groovy old music
Will appreciate your youthful figure
Cons:
Seeing older people naked sometimes gets a little too real
People might think they're your parent
A Musician
Pros:
Karaoke makes for excellent foreplay
So does watching someone play a guitar
Cons:
Groupies
Highly unpredictable schedule
A Bartender
Pros:
Always knows where to find the afterparty
Free drinks
Cons:
Also doesn't get off work until 4 a.m.
Might have tattoos they just “woke up with”
A Random Stranger
Pros:
Little need for small talk
No expectation of a second date
Cons:
Could be a crazy person
Sex is likely to occur in a bathroom
An Artist
Pros:
Will do sexy things like draw on your body
Pretty much down for anything
Cons:
Might blow you off for days if they're working
Often covered in paint
A Co-Worker
Pros:
Fun opportunities for subtle office flirtation
Lots of conversations about how you can't believe you're having sex with a co-worker
Cons:
Potential for serious trouble or serious awkwardness
It's way more obvious to your colleagues than you think
A Wealthy Executive
Pros:
Probably has nice sheets
Will spring for the expensive bottle of wine
Cons:
Always on their phone
Might also have a secret spouse
A Chef
Pros:
Will probably cook you delicious meals
Has ins at all the restaurants and bars
Cons:
Sometimes chefs are loose cannons
Lingering smell of cooking oil
Someone in Uniform
Pros:
Uniforms are hot
People in uniforms are usually in great shape
Cons:
Not really into breaking the rules
Very early wake-up calls
A Wedding Hookup
Pros:
Mutual friends
Likely to be in a very festive mood
Cons:
Mutual friends
Extreme drunkeness
An Athlete
Pros:
A strong, chiseled body you can climb on
Provides motivation to go to the gym
Cons:
All that clean-living stuff can be a real buzzkill
Someone Who Rides a Motorcycle
Pros:
Accustomed to riding things
You will probably get to ride on the back of a motorcycle
Cons:
Someone could get hurt
A Virgin
Pro:
You will be the best sex they've ever had
Con:
It will not be the best sex you've ever had