Holy innuendo, Batman! Back in the day, comic books were a favored form of child's play, but who were we kidding? Judging from some of their — unintentionally? — suggestive situations, it's no wonder adults collected these cartoons too. And don't get me started on the sexist lessons being taught here. In honor of Comic-Con kicking off today, check out these inappropriate and sexist vintage comic book moments!
Uh oh, I don't think that's what Archie meant by "beat off."
Granny found an unexplainable substance in Peter's room!
Don't forget, wives should be kissed and not heard!
What did that robot do to Lois?
I think Robin has an arrest for indecent exposure coming up!
Luckily, Wonder Woman is smarter than most women.
See, girls want to be slaves!
Women: always too scatter-brained and emotional!
Batman is an abusive partner!
Whatever you do, don't rip your eyelashes out. Dying's OK, though.
Nothing's worse than being killed by a woman!