Ah yes, oldest sisters. They're responsible, they have great leadership skills, and they are excellent at taking care of their incompetent younger counterparts. Can you tell I am the oldest sibling yet? Being the firstborn isn't a cakewalk, but a lot of amazing things come along with the job. I'm someone my siblings can look up to and in return I get to watch them grow up. Are you the big sister in your family? Here's 17 signs you were totally the first to be birthed.
TAKE IT OFF AND PUT IT BACK RIGHT NOW.
Why can't they stay little forever? Cute little smiles are way better than cute big smiles.
You consider it training for the real world.
Since they learned how to work an iPhone, your Instagram has never looked so fly.
You consider yourself a professional torturer.
Let's see how terrifying you can make them look.
It's called firstborn advantage, and there's no exceptions.
What would they do without you?
You don't want them to embarrass themselves . . .
Hellooo, I'm still here! Firstborn, remember?
Because you're not the one with punishment power.