Are Doughnuts Better Than Boyfriends? Of Course, Here Are 17 Reasons Why
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If you don't love doughnuts, this post is not for you. So go away. If you do love doughnuts, congratulations! You are a wonderful person with an educated palate. Doughnuts are a glorious creation. So glorious, in fact, that we believe women could sustain themselves on the love of the pastry over the love of a human man. Here are many practical reasons why doughnuts are so much better than a boyfriend.
You can see right through doughnuts.
You never have to worry about them pretending to be something they're not.
Doughnuts are utterly addicting.
Can't get enough of those powdered sugar ones, am I right?
Doughnuts still look delicious after you bite them.
Could you say the same about your boyfriend?
You can dress doughnuts up and they won't complain.
Getting a boyfriend into a tux is a whole other story.
You won't be nervous to bring doughnuts around your family.
No duh — they will love your doughnuts.
Once you see doughnuts, you can't take your eyes off of them.
You get sick of a boyfriend after a while.
Doughnuts are always willing to cheer you up.
They're just sitting there waiting for you to devour them.
You can choose the exact doughnut that you want out of a glass case.
If only boyfriends worked that way.
Doughnuts won't reach down your shirt without asking.
You'll put them in your shirt if you want them there.