14 Reasons Why Valentine's Day Is Literally the Worst
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You know what? Valentine's Day is seriously lame. We could start listing all the reasons why it's literally the worst, but why not explain it in GIFs? Keep reading to see why the corporate love trap makes us want to stomp on every gross heart-shaped box of candy out there.
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It's a corporate trap, duh.
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Face it, those positive candy heart messages are full of crap.
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The holiday's mascot is a baby with wings and dangerous arrows — WTF?
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It reminds single people of how single they are.
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It might as well be called Anti-Independence Day.
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Singles are faced with disgusting PDA all day.
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But seriously, what's with all the reminders of one's relationship status?
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You have to watch others get showered with gifts. Ew.
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The chocolates are overpriced and you eat them all that night anyway.
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There's so much pressure to look smoking hot.
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And even more pressure to give your significant other the perfect gift.
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Thanks to roses, all the other good flowers don't even get a chance.
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Getting into any restaurant on the holiday is basically impossible.
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