14 "Sexy" Music Video Moments That Would Be Weird in Real Life
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Music videos are all about amping up the sex factor — from stilettos and bikinis to steamy shower scenes, we've seen it all. But, while certain stars can basically make anything feel hot on the screen, the same ideas just wouldn't work in real life. Whether it's cage dancing, booty popping, or milkshake drinking, we're planning to leave these moves to the professionals. Source: YouTube
Swinging around naked on a wrecking ball
OK first, yes, this is unrealistic, but wasn't Miley Cyrus chilly flying around clothing free?
Working out in a thong
This sweat session is one we would prefer to skip.
Parading around in plastic clothing
Foggy, sweaty outfits aren't really ideal for impressing a date.
Washing the car
We do our chores in sweatpants and old t-shirts.
Basically having sex on a motorcycle
This can't be safe.
Feeling sexy at a sweaty warehouse party
This grungy and sweaty get-together would probably feel more shady than sexy if it was real life.
Roleplaying as a Barbie doll
It's just plain creepy!
Popping it on the beach . . . in a thong . . . in broad daylight
This may be Sisqo's dream, but we'd consider it our nightmare.
Getting frisky in a cage
We admire Shakira's acrobatic skills, but we would feel like a zoo animal if this was us.
Drinking a milkshake
Provocatively sipping on a drink made of milk . . . kind of weird, right?
Entering the boxing ring . . . in leather chaps
While a strong woman in the boxing ring is a thing to behold, the leather chaps are a little much.
Where do we even start . . .
Hip thrusting, jammers, there is so much wrong here.
Making out while driving a car
Once again, this can't be safe. Also, this supposedly sexy hair should never be in style again.
Wearing our dessert
While we love sweets, wearing them is a hot sticky mess.