29 Passive-Aggressive Notes That Will Make You LOL

Updated on 8/25/2014 at 12:45 PM

Another day in the office, another passive-aggressive note telling you to pick up after yourselves. Sure, we usually deserve it, but it's hilarious to see how creative people can get with these infamous notes. Source: Instagram user keithimus

You Have No Excuse

Source: Instagram user saracatherine

Let's Build a Shrine For the God of Unwashed Plates

The note says, "Is there some great god of unwashed plates? Whom we must appease by building statues in his honor every day? Just a thought." Source: Instagram user rexovoro

Did You Mistake Your Office For the General Store?

Source: Instagram user keithimus

Thank You For Being the Worst

Source: Instagram user misssnoozy

And Thank You For Stealing

Source: Instagram user cjamfm

Hopefully the Guilting Will Work

Source: Instagram user kristymarie14

Sealed With Neglect

This passive aggressive note was for the landlord of an apartment that was damp from not having windows that close completely. Source: Instagram user felicityaf

Something Just Died . . . My Respect For Your Cleanliness

Source: Instagram user sweetjane86

Cue Mariah Carey's "Butterfly"

Source: Instagram user thebraddock

Hey, Dishwashers and Sinks Have Feelings, Too

Source: Instagram user carlottalouise

Number 1 or Number 2?

Source: Instagram user milos11

There's a Typo

Source: Instagram user photoasteria

Throw in Hearts Drawn by a Kid For Extra Guilt

The note says, "Way to go! You've successfully blocked my driveway! Seeing as how you are a professional shuttle driver, I can only assume that you totally know everything about your vehicle, especially what spaces it can and cannot fit into. Therefore I can only take your action as a personal attack, especially since you've done this to me before.

Why don't you want me to get my car out? Do you not approve of the many errands I have to do today for my family? I can have your car towed but I would prefer a face-to-face apology with some baked goods from your family to mine. It seems like an appropriate gesture. Or you can choose to ignore this note, but I'm afraid that could cause you to become my sworn enemy. The ball is in your court, my friend.

(BTW, here are some hearts drawn by my daughter.)" Source: Instagram user ohjasonj

Let Me Make It Easier For You . . .

SCRUB.
Source: Instagram user harley_neville

Don't Contribute to Kitty's Nicotine Habit

Source: Instagram user golden_girl_eh

Just FYI

Source: Instagram user jcmatiella

I Hope You Took It For a Good Reason; Now Give It Back

Source: Instagram user juliabartz

:(

Source: Instagram user alclair

Signed, "The Person Who Leaves Their Dishes in the Sink"

Source: Instagram user gregvalou

Please Do Not Post Notices. Rinse and Repeat.

Source: Instagram user joshuabaulding

Dying For Splenda

Source: Instagram user azzmoon83

Well, This Gets the Point Across

Source: Instagram user tristan_denyer

Stolen Food Topped With DNA

Source: Instagram user brieze44

These Tutorials Are Certainly a Good Use of One's Time

Source: Instagram user xoliiinaxo

This Is What Happens When Dishes Get Dirty

Source: Instagram user digiadrianne

Karma

Source: Instagram user jhontia

This Is What Forever Means

The note says, "Hi, please do not leave your stuff in the dryer forever! In the time I waited for you to remove your stuff, I took up knitting, bought a pet, got evicted (no pets allowed in the building,) and held a protest in the parliament building — all the while in the nude! I couldn't dry my clothes and towels. Just kidding! I did dry my clothes because I moved your stuff! Cheers!" Source: Instagram user stwatchman

You Know Things Are Serious When the Gnat Procreator Leaves a Note

Source: Instagram user bcarnes84

OK, I Think We Have a Winner Here, Guys

Source: Instagram user spikybombshell

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29 Passive-Aggressive Notes That Will Make You LOL

You Have No Excuse

Let's Build a Shrine For the God of Unwashed Plates

Did You Mistake Your Office For the General Store?

Thank You For Being the Worst

And Thank You For Stealing

Hopefully the Guilting Will Work

Sealed With Neglect

Something Just Died . . . My Respect For Your Cleanliness

Cue Mariah Carey's "Butterfly"

Hey, Dishwashers and Sinks Have Feelings, Too

Number 1 or Number 2?

There's a Typo

Throw in Hearts Drawn by a Kid For Extra Guilt

Let Me Make It Easier For You . . .

Don't Contribute to Kitty's Nicotine Habit

Just FYI

I Hope You Took It For a Good Reason; Now Give It Back

:(

Signed, "The Person Who Leaves Their Dishes in the Sink"

Please Do Not Post Notices. Rinse and Repeat.

Dying For Splenda

Well, This Gets the Point Across

Stolen Food Topped With DNA

These Tutorials Are Certainly a Good Use of One's Time

This Is What Happens When Dishes Get Dirty

Karma

This Is What Forever Means

You Know Things Are Serious When the Gnat Procreator Leaves a Note

OK, I Think We Have a Winner Here, Guys

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