This Viral Post About Headlines From the Election Proves We're All Doomed

Published on May 11, 2016 at 7:51 PM

Deez Nuts For President 2016

Nope, this is not a page from the Onion.

A Tumblr post featuring headlines about the presidential election is going viral with more than 93,000 notes. These are actual headlines that prove how ridiculous the election has become for both parties.

Check out the articles:

Google Says More People Are Interested in Deez Nuts Than Hillary Clinton
Ted Cruz's Wife Reveals He Bought 100 Soup Cans After Their Honeymoon
Company Launches Bernie Sanders-Inspired Underwear Line
Hate Hillary Clinton All You Want, but Not Because of Hot Sauce
Poll: 38% of Florida Voters Believe Ted Cruz Could Be the Zodiac Killer
Hulk Hogan Wants to Be Donald Trump's Running Mate in the US Presidential Election
Donald Trump Defends Size of His Penis
Jeb Bush: 'Hell Yeah, I'd Kill Baby Hitler'
Clinton Says She's Unsure What Sanders Means by 'Wall Street'

And to think we have six more months of election news ahead of us.

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