22 Reasons You Should Stay FAR AWAY From the Worst State in the Country, California

The Golden State is not all it's cracked up to be, people. We've got good reason to think so. Here's 22 reasons California really sucks.

01

You can't go anywhere without seeing an amazing view.

Give my eyes a rest!

02

The sunsets are whatever.

I mean, no big deal, right?

03

Seriously, who cares about those sunsets?

Blah, blah, sunsets, blah.

04

The food is NBD.

California cuisine — you've probably heard of it.

05

There's Golden Poppies basically everywhere.

Enough already.

06

There are too many palm trees.

I said enough.

07

You can visit both San Francisco AND Los Angeles.

What's with all the city life?

08

There are way too many camping grounds to choose from.

Give me a break.

09

Muir Woods is filled with, like, a lot of trees.

Too many trees.

10

There's all these vineyards everywhere.

They get in the way of walking sometimes.

11

In-N-Out Burger is on every corner.

Who would want that?

12

There's snow as well.

Beaches and snow? Get over yourself, California.

13

There's that giant Golden Gate Bridge in the way of the ocean.

Just being all colorful in the middle of the water.

14

There are way too many sports teams.

Seriously, do we need all those teams?

15

There's that big thing called the Pacific Ocean getting in your way.

Everyone is always talking about it like it's a big deal or something.

16

Let's not even get started on Hollywood.

So many celebrities. I can't deal.

17

Oh yeah, there's the whole Disneyland situation as well.

The happiest place on earth or whatever?

18

Enough with the beaches already!

They are seriously everywhere.

19

The weather is pretty much always nice.

Mild weather, so boring. Snore.

20

Silicon Valley is ALSO in California.

Google, Facebook, over it.

21

Seriously, those palm trees are everywhere.

You really need to remember that.

22

Oh, did I mention the beaches?

Just in case you forgot, there's a lot of them.

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