Image Source: Beardaments [1]
Sorry, Buddy the Elf, but the best way to spread Christmas cheer isn't actually singing loud for all to hear — it's by decking out your facial hair with teeny-tiny Christmas ornaments. Yes, you read that correctly: beard Christmas baubles exist, and they're just as hysterically absurd as they sound.
Beard ornaments [2], or beardaments for short, have actually been around for a few years, but we're somehow just now learning of their glorious existence, thanks to the fact that ASOS starting selling its own version [3], right in time for the holidays. These festive facial decorations feature adorably miniature baubles adhered to a clasp that's perfect for attaching to facial hair. Though they're intended for scruffy beards, we could totally picture ourselves clipping a few of these Santa-approved accessories into a braid before heading off to an ugly Christmas sweater [4] party.
Image Source: Beardaments [6]
Don't get us wrong: the idea of wearing mini plastic ornaments in your facial hair is pretty darn wacky, but there's no denying these hair clips would make a hilarious gag gift for your furry-faced friend, brother, dad, or significant other. If Buddy the Elf had facial hair, something tells us he'd totally wear these while scarfing down chocolate-syrup-covered spaghetti.
Image Source: Warner Bros. [7]