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No matter how tempted or bored you may be, please — for the love of all that is good in this world — don't give yourself a haircut [2] after drinking alcohol. Take it from Pink, who did just that while in self-isolation with her family [3], and it went just as successfully as you'd imagine.
The 40-year-old singer [4] recently posted a selfie video to share a PSA about her DIY haircut [5] gone awry. "When I drink, I get really, really brilliant ideas," she said to the camera. Same, girl, same . . . but whereas my brilliant ideas typically entail drunk-DMing celebrities on Instagram, hers entail some at-home grooming. She continued, "Last night, I got an idea — I can cut hair! I can totally cut hair. Why have I been paying people this whole time?"
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She then proceeded to lift her beanie and reveal that what began as an attempt to clean up her badass buzzcut [8] resulted in quite the uneven trim. "I think I'm looking pretty good. I might try to fix it tonight," she said, adding, "Stay safe. Stay home. Cut your own hair. Screw it!"
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If you do choose to follow Pink's lead and cut your own hair at home in the name of social distancing [9], we don't condone doing so while tipsy. Instead, check out these expert tips for giving yourself a trim [10] sans alcohol.