Pink Attempted to Cut Her Own Hair While Tipsy, and Honestly, Relatable

No matter how tempted or bored you may be, please — for the love of all that is good in this world — don't give yourself a haircut after drinking alcohol. Take it from Pink, who did just that while in self-isolation with her family, and it went just as successfully as you'd imagine.

The 40-year-old singer recently posted a selfie video to share a PSA about her DIY haircut gone awry. "When I drink, I get really, really brilliant ideas," she said to the camera. Same, girl, same . . . but whereas my brilliant ideas typically entail drunk-DMing celebrities on Instagram, hers entail some at-home grooming. She continued, "Last night, I got an idea — I can cut hair! I can totally cut hair. Why have I been paying people this whole time?"

She then proceeded to lift her beanie and reveal that what began as an attempt to clean up her badass buzzcut resulted in quite the uneven trim. "I think I'm looking pretty good. I might try to fix it tonight," she said, adding, "Stay safe. Stay home. Cut your own hair. Screw it!"

If you do choose to follow Pink's lead and cut your own hair at home in the name of social distancing, we don't condone doing so while tipsy. Instead, check out these expert tips for giving yourself a trim sans alcohol.