Justin Theroux has been officially off the market since he married Jennifer Aniston [1] in August 2015, but that doesn't mean the world will stop lusting after him. And what's not to love? The actor is hilarious, talented, sexy, mysterious, and looks insanely good in a police uniform. While you've seen him smolder on HBO's The Leftovers [2], show off his abs during shirtless vacations [3], and are about to see him in The Girl on the Train [4], you probably don't have all of his best moments together in one place. But that's all about to change. Relive the times Justin made you let out a collective sigh, then rub salt in the wound by taking a peek at his "WCW" Instagram post featuring Jen [5].
When he waved and you were like, "Hi! Yes, my body is ready."
When he walked past an emergency sprinkler and you were very surprised it didn't go off.
When he posed for cute selfies with his fans.
When he dealt you a double feature by showing off his scruff and holding Jen's hand.
When he rolled up his sleeves and made you briefly black out.
When he made a boring t-shirt look as good as candy.
When he arched his eyebrow just so.
When his bicep looked so hot you could have cooked a chicken breast on it.
When he played with his motorcycle in the sunshine.
When he looked so in love with his wife (then fiancée).
When he didn't even need a tie to look dapper in a suit.
When he almost stopped time while taking a walk in NYC.
When you imagined your body placed perfectly in his closed arms.
When he made you want to commit a crime so he could handcuff you.
When he sipped Champagne and made you imagine he was toasting your life together.
When he made you feel weird for getting ridiculously jealous of a yellow bicycle.
When he made everything around him just fade into a blur.
When he glided through the crowd like an angel in a trench coat.
When he bundled up to stay warm in the cold.
When he wasn't too cool to cuddle with Jen on the red carpet.
When he straight-up looked into your soul.
