There were so many bleeps in Mark Wahlberg [1]'s acceptance speech at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night, it was hard to figure out what exactly was going on. After a montage of his impressive career, Mark took the stage to pick up the MTV generation award. The lifetime achievement award is given to "an artist who has shown us a variety of impressive roles, a personal and professional flair and of course, an awesome level of talent" and has been won by the likes of Tom Cruise [2], Jim Carrey [3], and Reese Witherspoon [4] (but not Jennifer Aniston [5], as Mark thought). In his speech, Mark proceeded to cover a range of topics. They included:

• Palm Sunday
• Boston
• Tom Cruise
• Transformers
• Ted 2
• Being incarcerated
• Victoria's Secret models
• His one-hit rap career
• His underwear modeling career
• Penny Marshall
• The 1975 film Hard Times
• America

Check out the video below. We'll take what he's drinking!