For actors, nothing says "Yeah, I made it!" to parents quite like an impressive set visit. In a turn of events that would only happen to Mindy Kaling, the star's dad was given reason to question his daughter's success. In other funny tweets, Ellen DeGeneres just wants Channing Tatum to show off his goods, and Seth Meyers can't look away from reports about the Olympics in Sochi, Russia. Keep reading to LOL at all that and more!
Brought my dad to set and no cast was here yet and the writers weren't here except Lang so I think my dad thinks it's all made up
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 31, 2014 [1]
You're wonderful. Now take your shirt off. RT @channingtatum [2] Honored to announce 6 new members of #TeamOscar [3] on Ellen tomorrow.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) February 6, 2014 [4]
Someone had to say it for us.
I can't personally remember an Olympics with better toilet reporting
— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) February 6, 2014 [5]
The photos have Pulitzer written all over them.
Wonder how many gold medals Putin is going to 'win' in Sochi?
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) February 6, 2014 [6]
And on a serious note, what is Putin's competitive sport of choice?
How many calories in lipstick? How many if you put it on all day?? I gotta think this through.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) February 5, 2014 [7]
We just got a flashback of this hilarious lipstick look [8].
My friend once said, "If you can't remember a guy's name, just call him David. Most men are named David." #worstadvice [9]
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) February 5, 2014 [10]
Beckham is the only David in our world.
Warning!!! New obsession alert! I'm ALL OVER Bieber's dad. Jeremy Bieber...welcome to my act, sir. Xxoo, #KATHY [11] G pic.twitter.com/WGgOsNcR4K [12]
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) February 6, 2014 [13]
We hope Justin and Jeremy have a sense of humor!
Shooting today w/@wwwbigbaldhead [14] & @steveyeun [15] for @TheSoup [16]. I don't feel well. pic.twitter.com/a4Pl5LsdGy [17]
— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) February 6, 2014 [18]
Hangover scare day?
I'm trying to become more germaphobic.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) February 1, 2014 [19]
Good luck with that in New York.
Super Bowl Sunday!!! Anyone know what channel it's on... in France?
— oliviamunn (@oliviamunn) February 2, 2014 [20]
It's all about the live stream, Olivia.
My alarm is gonna go off in 10 minutes and I haven't fallen asleep yet. Can you forget how to sleep? What is happening?? Someone send help.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 6, 2014 [21]
It sounds like you're having a panic attack.
When people go on juice cleanses I feel like they're really just cleansing friends because that's what you really lose
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) February 6, 2014 [22]
What, you don't want to eat while I glare at you and sip my green drink?
Just read a study claiming dogs can feel love, which is yet another way dogs are superior to cats. And comedians.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 4, 2014 [23]
Oh Coco, we know there's a heart in there somewhere.
I just rode my bike past a transvestite who smelled like the most delicious garlic marinara sauce.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) February 2, 2014 [24]
Random cardio moments are the best.
David Beckham is creating his own soccer team. I already knew that. He and Victoria have been making soccer players for years now. #MLSMIAMI [25]
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) February 5, 2014 [26]
. . . Or perhaps they're making the Spice Boys.