Will Smith and his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, were the subject of some pesky divorce rumors this week after multiple outlets reported [1] that the couple, who have been married for 17 years [2], were planning to split. Some reports even alleged that Will and Jada were drafting up their secret divorce deal and worked out a "confidential settlement" to protect their nearly $240 million fortune and prepare their children, Jaden and Willow, for the separation. Amid the rumors, Will took to Facebook on Monday [3] to clear up any confusion — and while his hashtag game could use some work, his statement is still pretty badass:

Jada soon responded with the following tweet:

My king has spoken.

— Jada Pinkett Smith (@jadapsmith) August 3, 2015 [4]

So basically . . .