It's here, it's here! The sixth season of American Horror Story [1] premiered on Wednesday night, and we finally got an idea of what we're in for in the episodes to come. In terms of what the theme is [2], it looks like we'll be focused on the lost Roanoke Colony. And, in addition to seeing the new cast of characters [3] and getting a preview of what's ahead [4], well, there was just a lot to take in. Let's go over all the feelings we felt during the first chapter in this strange new world.
When the Show Says the Following Is Based on True Events
When There's a Graphic Imagery Warning
When the Words "My Roanoke Nightmare" Pop Up
When There Are People Giving Interviews Directly to the Camera
When Reenactment Matt Gets Punched in the Face Literally Out of Nowhere
When Reenactment Shelby Loses Her Baby
When They Move From LA to This Big Creepy House in the Middle of Nowhere
When It Pans Out to a Wide Shot and There's Something Behind the Tree
When It's Hailing and It Turns Out to Be Human Teeth
When Someone Attacks the House at Night and Throws a Garbage Can
When Reenactment Shelby Nearly Drowns Thanks to Some Crazy Colonial Lady
When Reenactment Shelby Is Alone in the House and There Are 2 Ghost Nurse Ladies
When That Dead Pig Shows Up on the Door Step
When Angela Bassett aka Reenactment Lee Shows Up . . .
But She Also Has a Pill Addiction
When the Locals Arrive With Torches
When They Get Locked in the Basement and That Creepy Film Comes On
When They Finally Get Out of the Basement and All Those Creepy Stick People Are Strung Up
When Reenactment Shelby Is Like "Nope" and Straight-Up Leaves
When She Accidentally Hits That Colonial Lady With Her Car
When She Chases the Colonial Woman Into the Woods
And Then She Gets Totally Lost
When the Forest Is Legitimately Breathing
When All the People With Torches Surround Her
When That Scalped Guy Stumbles Forward in All His Terror
Bye forever.
Links:
[1] https://www.popsugar.com/American-Horror-Story
[2] https://www.popsugar.com/entertainment/What-Theme-American-Horror-Story-Season-6-42379945
[3] https://www.popsugar.com/entertainment/American-Horror-Story-Season-6-Characters-42391731
[4] https://www.popsugar.com/entertainment/American-Horror-Story-Season-6-Episode-2-Preview-42392082