On the hunt for a cringe-worthy annual calendar to plop on your office desk? Welp, we may have just found some worthy photos to use for each month. ABC just released photos from The Bachelorette [1]'s photoshoot group date, and reliving it all over again is beyond entertaining, to say the least.
During the second group date of the third episode, eight of the contestants — Dylan, Luke S., Joey, Devin, Grant, Garrett, Luke P., and Peter — were paired with various animals, including a giant snake, tiny mice, and fluffy dogs, for a studio photoshoot. They attempted to model and strike poses with each furry (or scaly) creature while photographer Franco Lacosta snapped away on the camera. Oh, and every guy also had the chance to take a few sweet snaps with Hannah Brown [2], which got pretty steamy for some of them.
Ahead, check out all the awkward photoshoot pictures to see just how damn good Garrett looked in his Speedo, and then read all the funny fan reactions to the pregnancy-related group date [3] from the third episode.
Here We Go! Grant Is in a Bathtub With a Snake, aka My Worst Nightmare
Hannah Couldn't Resist Getting in on the Fun (If You Can Even Call It That)
Props to Her For Really Going For It
Aww! Poor Garrett Got Paired With This Not-So-Cute Pooch
The Contrast Between Their Hair Is Rather Stark
Luke S. Really Got Into Character While Posing With Mice
Although His Bodysuit Was a Bit, Er, Formfitting
Luke P., on the Other Hand, Somehow Avoided Posing With an Animal
(Besides Himself, That Is . . . Hah)
A Lesson in Making Every Man in the Bachelorette Mansion Hate You, as Taught by Luke
Ugh, OK — I Guess His Biceps Are Pretty Impressive
Meanwhile, Dylan Was Stuck With a Miniature Horse
He and Hannah Shared Some Pretty Cute Interactions
Oh! And She Rode Him Like a Horse, Too!
Peter the Pilot Took Some Adorable Pics With Hannah
Could They Possibly Be Any Cuter Together?!
Then They Took Some Oddly Staged Photos at a Dinner Table
Please Take Note of That Glorious Fake Pizza on the Table
Devin Was Matched With an Adorable Alpaca
"Where TF Am I Right Now?" — the Alpaca, Probably
Here's Joey Attempting to Feign Excitement Over Getting Paired With a Pig
And Here's Him Shockingly Workin' It With Said Pig
If a Weird Animal/Weightlifting-Themed Yearly Calendar Exists, This Should Be the Cover Shot
Swooning Over Peter and That Huge Doggo
Hooray For Uncomfortable Group Dates!