Now that we've all checked into American Horror Story: Hotel [1], it's time to enjoy what might be the show's best season yet [2]. In the past few months, we've already swooned over the killer soundtrack [3] from the first few episodes and suffered countless gruesome deaths [4]. We even started counting all the references to The Shining [5]! But arguably one of our favorite parts of each season is that signature wit that only AHS can offer. Keep scrolling for our favorite lines from the newly Golden Globe-nominated [6] Hotel so far. (Congrats, Lady Gaga [7]!)
When You Sit Down at Sunday Brunch After a Wild Night
When You Run Into Your Awful Ex's New Flame
When a Random Child Is Throwing a Tantrum at a Restaurant
When You Pretend to Love Horror Movies But They Secretly Give You Nightmares
When Your Friend Agrees to Watch Your Dog For You While You're on Vacation
When Your Bestie Points Out Something Really Obvious and You're Trying Not to Roast Them Over It
When the In-N-Out Employee Asks If You Want That "Animal Style"
When the Concession Stand Cashier Asks If You Want to Make That a Large Popcorn For 25 Cents
When Bae Wants to Go Out and Get Wasted But You're Tired
When Your Vampire Girlfriend Finds a Hotter, Younger Vampire to Play With
When Someone Spills Red Wine on Your Enemy's White Carpet
When Your Friend Admits to Binge-Eating a Whole Pizza While Drunk
When Someone's Boy Has a Jawline For Days
When Your Bestie Comes Over After a 12-Hour Work Day
Whenever You're in a Fight With Anyone Ever
When You're Surrounded by Basics
When You're Trying to Get Your Vampire Costume Together and the Fangs Are Out of Stock
When You Order Room Service and It Gets Everywhere
