18 Quotes From American Horror Story: Hotel That You Can't Stop Saying
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Now that we've all checked into American Horror Story: Hotel, it's time to enjoy what might be the show's best season yet. In the past few months, we've already swooned over the killer soundtrack from the first few episodes and suffered countless gruesome deaths. We even started counting all the references to The Shining! But arguably one of our favorite parts of each season is that signature wit that only AHS can offer. Keep scrolling for our favorite lines from the newly Golden Globe-nominated Hotel so far. (Congrats, Lady Gaga!)
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When You Sit Down at Sunday Brunch After a Wild Night
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When You Run Into Your Awful Ex's New Flame
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When a Random Child Is Throwing a Tantrum at a Restaurant
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When You Pretend to Love Horror Movies But They Secretly Give You Nightmares
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When Your Friend Agrees to Watch Your Dog For You While You're on Vacation
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When Your Bestie Points Out Something Really Obvious and You're Trying Not to Roast Them Over It
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When the In-N-Out Employee Asks If You Want That "Animal Style"
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When the Concession Stand Cashier Asks If You Want to Make That a Large Popcorn For 25 Cents
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When Bae Wants to Go Out and Get Wasted But You're Tired
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When Your Vampire Girlfriend Finds a Hotter, Younger Vampire to Play With
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When Someone Spills Red Wine on Your Enemy's White Carpet
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When Your Friend Admits to Binge-Eating a Whole Pizza While Drunk
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When Someone's Boy Has a Jawline For Days
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When Your Bestie Comes Over After a 12-Hour Work Day
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Whenever You're in a Fight With Anyone Ever
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When You're Surrounded by Basics
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When You're Trying to Get Your Vampire Costume Together and the Fangs Are Out of Stock
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