American Horror Story [1] might be one of the most twisted shows around, but it also has some of the most clever dialogue on television. Now that American Horror Story: Cult [2] has come to an end, we're finding ways to tide ourselves over until the next season arrives. We're taking a look at the show's most-quotable moments — and how they might apply to your own real-life situations.
When You Get Room Service and It Gets Everywhere
When the Concession Stand Cashier Asks If You Want to Make That a Large Popcorn For 25 Cents
When the In-N-Out Employee Asks If You Want That "Animal Style"
When Your Vampire Girlfriend Finds a Hotter, Younger Vampire to Play With
When Someone's Boy Has a Jawline For Days
When Your Friend Gets Two Beyoncé Tickets and They Don't Invite You Right Away
When Your Bestie Comes Over After a 12-Hour Work Day
When Your Friend Admits to Binge-Eating a Whole Pizza While Drunk
When You Cross the Street Before the Light Turns Green
When Bae Wants to Go Out and Get Wasted But You're Tired
When Someone Spills Red Wine on Your Enemy's White Carpet
When You're Clearly Insane
Whenever You're in a Fight With Anyone Ever
When You're Surrounded By Basics
Literally Every Single Time You Drink Tea
When You're Trying to Get Your Vampire Costume Together and the Fangs Are Out of Stock
When You Call Your Friend and They're Like, "I Was Just Thinking About You!"
When Everyone Can Just Die
When Anyone Says Something That Has Nothing to Do With You
When Your Boo Makes You Do a Couples' Costume on Halloween
When Someone's Being a Hater, and You Wish They Weren't
When Someone Steals One of Your French Fries
When Someone Thinks They Know You, and They're Wrong
When Someone Says Something That Resonates With You
When Someone Tries to Tell You What to Do
When Someone Thinks She's the Next Supreme
When You're Ready to Become the Next YouTube Sensation
When You Just Can't Accept Reality
When That B*tch Thought She'd Seen the Last of You
When Someone Makes You Grilled Cheese and It Sucks but You Don't Want to Offend Them
When Someone's a Stupid B*tch
When Someone's a Stupid Son of a B*tch
When Someone's an Ungrateful Little B*tch
When Someone's a B*tch, and You Will Eat Them
When You Go to Your Friend's House and Raid Their Pantry
When You've Been Dead Awhile, and You Get Resurrected, and You Need a Cigarette
When You Find a Clown on the Side of the Road
When Someone's Disrespectin' You
When You Think This Might Be Knotty Pine, but You Want to Be Sure
When You're the Wrong Witch to Mess With, and Someone Messes With You
When You're Honestly Just Wondering Where Your Treat Is
When You Accidentally Kill Your Friend's Boyfriend
When You Don't Like Someone
When Someone Clearly Won't Move On, and They Need To
When You're About to Get Burned at the Stake, and You Can Only Say One Word
When You Think You're Discreet, but You're Actually Not That Discreet
When Your Name Is Tate, and You're Dead, and You Meet a Hot Girl
When Your Frickin' Vagina Is Sweating
When You're Just Mad For Tartan
When You Don't Give a Sh*t
When You Like the Sound of That
When You Just Want Everyone to Rejoice
When You're as Dead as Disco
When You Can't Eat, and You Also Can't Sleep
Any Questions?
