Best American Horror Story Quotes
54 American Horror Story Lines You Can Use in Real Life
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American Horror Story might be one of the most twisted shows around, but it also has some of the most clever dialogue on television. Now that American Horror Story: Cult has come to an end, we're finding ways to tide ourselves over until the next season arrives. We're taking a look at the show's most-quotable moments — and how they might apply to your own real-life situations.
1 When You Get Room Service and It Gets Everywhere
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2 When the Concession Stand Cashier Asks If You Want to Make That a Large Popcorn For 25 Cents
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3 When the In-N-Out Employee Asks If You Want That "Animal Style"
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4 When Your Vampire Girlfriend Finds a Hotter, Younger Vampire to Play With
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5 When Someone's Boy Has a Jawline For Days
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6 When Your Friend Gets Two Beyoncé Tickets and They Don't Invite You Right Away
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7 When Your Bestie Comes Over After a 12-Hour Work Day
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8 When Your Friend Admits to Binge-Eating a Whole Pizza While Drunk
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9 When You Cross the Street Before the Light Turns Green
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10 When Bae Wants to Go Out and Get Wasted But You're Tired
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11 When Someone Spills Red Wine on Your Enemy's White Carpet
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12 When You're Clearly Insane
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13 Whenever You're in a Fight With Anyone Ever
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14 When You're Surrounded By Basics
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15 Literally Every Single Time You Drink Tea
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16 When You're Trying to Get Your Vampire Costume Together and the Fangs Are Out of Stock
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17 When You Call Your Friend and They're Like, "I Was Just Thinking About You!"
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18 When Everyone Can Just Die
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19 When Anyone Says Something That Has Nothing to Do With You
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20 When Your Boo Makes You Do a Couples' Costume on Halloween
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21 When Someone's Being a Hater, and You Wish They Weren't
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22 When Someone Steals One of Your French Fries
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23 When Someone Thinks They Know You, and They're Wrong
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24 When Someone Says Something That Resonates With You
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25 When Someone Tries to Tell You What to Do
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26 When Someone Thinks She's the Next Supreme
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27 When You're Ready to Become the Next YouTube Sensation
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28 When You Just Can't Accept Reality
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29 When That B*tch Thought She'd Seen the Last of You
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30 When Someone Makes You Grilled Cheese and It Sucks but You Don't Want to Offend Them
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31 When Someone's a Stupid B*tch
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32 When Someone's a Stupid Son of a B*tch
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33 When Someone's an Ungrateful Little B*tch
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34 When Someone's a B*tch, and You Will Eat Them
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35 When You Go to Your Friend's House and Raid Their Pantry
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36 When You've Been Dead Awhile, and You Get Resurrected, and You Need a Cigarette
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37 When You Find a Clown on the Side of the Road
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38 When Someone's Disrespectin' You
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39 When You Think This Might Be Knotty Pine, but You Want to Be Sure
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40 When You're the Wrong Witch to Mess With, and Someone Messes With You
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41 When You're Honestly Just Wondering Where Your Treat Is
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42 When You Accidentally Kill Your Friend's Boyfriend
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43 When You Don't Like Someone
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44 When Someone Clearly Won't Move On, and They Need To
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45 When You're About to Get Burned at the Stake, and You Can Only Say One Word
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46 When You Think You're Discreet, but You're Actually Not That Discreet
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47 When Your Name Is Tate, and You're Dead, and You Meet a Hot Girl
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48 When Your Frickin' Vagina Is Sweating
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49 When You're Just Mad For Tartan
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50 When You Don't Give a Sh*t
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51 When You Like the Sound of That
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52 When You Just Want Everyone to Rejoice
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53 When You're as Dead as Disco
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54 When You Can't Eat, and You Also Can't Sleep
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Any Questions?
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