Let this serve as a spoiler warning for the most insignificant Star Wars spoiler of all time.
The premiere of Star Wars: The Last Jedi [1] is almost here, but that hasn't stopped the internet from sucking up each and every potential spoiler [2] and wild theory [3] out there. The director of the second film in the new trilogy, Rian Johnson, understands this compulsive need and graciously leaked a spoiler of his own while stopping by Jimmy Kimmel Live on Friday night. Is it the fate of General Hux [4]? The true identity of Supreme Leader Snoke [5]? Or even some more precious details about Porgs [6]?
LOL, no. Instead, Johnson opted to share . . . drumroll please . . . THE FIRST WORD OF THE LAST JEDI. "It's we're," Johnson revealed. "W-E-apostrophe-R-E. It's huge!"
Now you'll have to excuse us while we go lay down and recover from this truly jarring bombshell, which Kimmel actually pointed out is two words. Incredible.