During our years-long romance with Supernatural, we've had a lot to think about. Like, for instance, the fact that Jensen Ackles makes the best faces [1] as Dean, and Jared Padalecki is our eternal demon hunter crush [2] as Sam. And when it comes to sass, there's no better place to look than the endless snark of Crowley [3]. Speaking of sass, there's another aspect of Supernatural that we haven't properly praised: all of the grade-A, totally brilliant insults. Keep reading for the best jabs we've gotten from the show over the years, and the most ideal situations in which to use them.

When Everyone Shows Up to Sunday Brunch Looking Like the Dictionary Definition of Wrecked

When Someone Asks If You're Going to Finish All Those Fries

When Literally Any Person Says You Look Tired

When Your Whole Squad Gets Kicked Out of the Club While You're in the Bathroom

When It's 3 A.M. and Your Bestie Falls Asleep During Pillow Talk

When Someone Posts an Unflattering Picture of You on FB

When You're Trying to Pick a Fight With Bae

When No One Wants to Go Out on Friday Because They're Too Hungover From Thursday Night's Shenanigans

When Your Roommate Eats Your Leftovers and Pretends Like It Never Even Happened

When You're 3 Hours Into Monopoly and Grandma Gets All Your Money

When Your Friend Starts Telling You All About Last Night's Kinky Sex Adventures

When Your Tall, Gangly Friend Is a Drunk, Clumsy Mess

When Anyone Talks Trash About Your Crew

When You Go Home With Someone and Show Up Late to Work the Next Day

When Your Ex Starts Posting Pictures of Their New Romance

When You Agree to Watch the Super Bowl, but Only Because Beyoncé Is Performing

When Your Friend Keeps Whining About Boyfriend/Girlfriend Problems and You're Single AF

When the Bouncer Asks That Really Annoying Person to Leave the Club

And Finally, Whenever — Like, Literally in Any Situation