19 Brilliant Insults We Learned From Supernatural, and the Perfect Time to Use Them
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During our years-long romance with Supernatural, we've had a lot to think about. Like, for instance, the fact that Jensen Ackles makes the best faces as Dean, and Jared Padalecki is our eternal demon hunter crush as Sam. And when it comes to sass, there's no better place to look than the endless snark of Crowley. Speaking of sass, there's another aspect of Supernatural that we haven't properly praised: all of the grade-A, totally brilliant insults. Keep reading for the best jabs we've gotten from the show over the years, and the most ideal situations in which to use them.
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When Everyone Shows Up to Sunday Brunch Looking Like the Dictionary Definition of Wrecked
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When Someone Asks If You're Going to Finish All Those Fries
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When Literally Any Person Says You Look Tired
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When Your Whole Squad Gets Kicked Out of the Club While You're in the Bathroom
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When It's 3 A.M. and Your Bestie Falls Asleep During Pillow Talk
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When Someone Posts an Unflattering Picture of You on FB
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When You're Trying to Pick a Fight With Bae
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When No One Wants to Go Out on Friday Because They're Too Hungover From Thursday Night's Shenanigans
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When Your Roommate Eats Your Leftovers and Pretends Like It Never Even Happened
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When You're 3 Hours Into Monopoly and Grandma Gets All Your Money
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When Your Friend Starts Telling You All About Last Night's Kinky Sex Adventures
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When Your Tall, Gangly Friend Is a Drunk, Clumsy Mess
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When Anyone Talks Trash About Your Crew
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When You Go Home With Someone and Show Up Late to Work the Next Day
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When Your Ex Starts Posting Pictures of Their New Romance
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When You Agree to Watch the Super Bowl, but Only Because Beyoncé Is Performing
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When Your Friend Keeps Whining About Boyfriend/Girlfriend Problems and You're Single AF
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When the Bouncer Asks That Really Annoying Person to Leave the Club
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