When It's a Dark and Stormy Night and Everything Is Dramatic AF

When Dany Is Literally About to Murder Varys

And Then She's Like, "If You Betray Me, I'll Burn You Alive"

The Deleted Scene From When Melisandre Shows Up at Dragonstone

When Missandei Says the Princess That Was Promised Is Totally a Thing

When Melisandre Is Like, "Ask Jon Snow What He's Been Through"

When Dany Decides to Summon Jon Snow to "Meet His Queen"

When Cersei and Jaime Lannister Are Trash-Talking Daenerys

When Jorah Is, Like, Half-Covered in Greyscale

When Cersei Hangs Out With That Huge-Ass Dragon Skull

When She Tests Out That Huge Dragon-Killing Spear

When Everyone Gets on Board With Daenerys to Take Down Cersei

And Olenna Tells Daenerys She's a Dragon and Not a Lamb

When Grey Worm and Missandei Confess Their Love and Make Out

When You See Missandei's Cute Butt

AND THEN YOU SEE GREY WORM'S CUTE BUTT

And Then Missandei and Grey Worm Get DOWN

When Samwell Decides to Try to Cure Jorah's Greyscale

Which Entails Getting Him Very, Very Drunk

And SLICING OFF HIS INFECTED SKIN

When the Scene Transitions Are, Like, Really Crazy For Some Reason

Did that vagina just turn into a book?! Did that greyscale wound just turn into a MEAL?!

When Jon Snow Says He's Going to Meet Daenerys

When Jon Snow Gives the North to Sansa While He's Gone

When Littlefinger Joins Jon Snow in the Crypt

When He Mentions Sansa and Jon Snow's Like, "Do NOT"

When Nymeria Reunites With Arya

But Then She Decides Not to Go Back to the North

But Then Arya Says It's Actually Not Nymeria Anyway

When Ellaria Sand Seduces Yara Greyjoy

And Theon's Awkwardly Standing There Like ". . ."

When Euron Greyjoy Launches a Sneak Attack on the Iron Fleet

When Tons of Ships Are Just Bursting Into Flames and Everything Is Fire

When Basically Everyone Is Either on Fire or Dying

And Euron's Like, "Come Give Your Uncle a Kiss"

And Then He Captures Yara and Theon Runs Away

When It Looks Like Ellaria Is Dead as Hell

Like, that was her speared on the front of the ship, right?!