36 Emotions That Coursed Through Your Veins During Game of Thrones This Week

After the action-packed season premiere of Game of Thrones, we knew things would only get more intense in the weeks to come. Yet we still weren't prepared for every insane thing that came with episode two. Going into the week, we were wondering: what gift would Euron bring Cersei? Is Jon Snow going to get all that dragonglass that happens to be under Daenerys's throne at Dragonstone? We got some answers and a whole lot of blood this week — and a couple butts, too. Let's review the wild roller coaster of emotions we rode during that gripping hour.

01
When It's a Dark and Stormy Night and Everything Is Dramatic AF
Fox

When It's a Dark and Stormy Night and Everything Is Dramatic AF

02
When Dany Is Literally About to Murder Varys
CBS

When Dany Is Literally About to Murder Varys

03
And Then She's Like, "If You Betray Me, I'll Burn You Alive"
HBO

And Then She's Like, "If You Betray Me, I'll Burn You Alive"

04
The Deleted Scene From When Melisandre Shows Up at Dragonstone
Universal Pictures

The Deleted Scene From When Melisandre Shows Up at Dragonstone

05
When Missandei Says the Princess That Was Promised Is Totally a Thing
Fox

When Missandei Says the Princess That Was Promised Is Totally a Thing

06
When Melisandre Is Like, "Ask Jon Snow What He's Been Through"
BBC

When Melisandre Is Like, "Ask Jon Snow What He's Been Through"

08
When Cersei and Jaime Lannister Are Trash-Talking Daenerys
The CW

When Cersei and Jaime Lannister Are Trash-Talking Daenerys

09
When Jorah Is, Like, Half-Covered in Greyscale
NBC

When Jorah Is, Like, Half-Covered in Greyscale

10
When Cersei Hangs Out With That Huge-Ass Dragon Skull
BBC

When Cersei Hangs Out With That Huge-Ass Dragon Skull

11
When She Tests Out That Huge Dragon-Killing Spear
NBC

When She Tests Out That Huge Dragon-Killing Spear

12
When Everyone Gets on Board With Daenerys to Take Down Cersei
Disney

When Everyone Gets on Board With Daenerys to Take Down Cersei

13
And Olenna Tells Daenerys She's a Dragon and Not a Lamb
Logo TV

And Olenna Tells Daenerys She's a Dragon and Not a Lamb

15
When You See Missandei's Cute Butt
AMC

When You See Missandei's Cute Butt

16
AND THEN YOU SEE GREY WORM'S CUTE BUTT
ABC

AND THEN YOU SEE GREY WORM'S CUTE BUTT

17
And Then Missandei and Grey Worm Get DOWN
Logo TV

And Then Missandei and Grey Worm Get DOWN

18
When Samwell Decides to Try to Cure Jorah's Greyscale
Netflix

When Samwell Decides to Try to Cure Jorah's Greyscale

19
Which Entails Getting Him Very, Very Drunk
NBC

Which Entails Getting Him Very, Very Drunk

20
And SLICING OFF HIS INFECTED SKIN
The CW

And SLICING OFF HIS INFECTED SKIN

22
When Jon Snow Says He's Going to Meet Daenerys
Disney

When Jon Snow Says He's Going to Meet Daenerys

23
When Jon Snow Gives the North to Sansa While He's Gone
NBC

When Jon Snow Gives the North to Sansa While He's Gone

24
When Littlefinger Joins Jon Snow in the Crypt
Paramount Pictures

When Littlefinger Joins Jon Snow in the Crypt

25
When He Mentions Sansa and Jon Snow's Like, "Do NOT"
NBC

When He Mentions Sansa and Jon Snow's Like, "Do NOT"

26
When Nymeria Reunites With Arya
Cartoon Network

When Nymeria Reunites With Arya

27
But Then She Decides Not to Go Back to the North
Fox

But Then She Decides Not to Go Back to the North

29
When Ellaria Sand Seduces Yara Greyjoy
TBS

When Ellaria Sand Seduces Yara Greyjoy

30
And Theon's Awkwardly Standing There Like ". . ."
The CW

And Theon's Awkwardly Standing There Like ". . ."

31
When Euron Greyjoy Launches a Sneak Attack on the Iron Fleet
Comedy Central

When Euron Greyjoy Launches a Sneak Attack on the Iron Fleet

32
When Tons of Ships Are Just Bursting Into Flames and Everything Is Fire
Nickelodeon

When Tons of Ships Are Just Bursting Into Flames and Everything Is Fire

33
When Basically Everyone Is Either on Fire or Dying
Warner Bros.

When Basically Everyone Is Either on Fire or Dying

34
And Euron's Like, "Come Give Your Uncle a Kiss"
Paramount Pictures

And Euron's Like, "Come Give Your Uncle a Kiss"

36
When It Looks Like Ellaria Is Dead as Hell
Warner Bros.

When It Looks Like Ellaria Is Dead as Hell

Like, that was her speared on the front of the ship, right?!