Friendly Reminder: Ryan Reynolds Might Never Be Hotter Than He Was in The Amityville Horror

Oct 31 2019 - 5:20am

The remake of The Amityville Horror might have premiered in 2005, but it's never far from my mind. True, it's not the greatest horror movie [1] to come out in the last few years, but one very special person makes the whole thing watchable: Ryan Reynolds [2]. Unlike his character in Deadpool [3], Reynolds is a vision of physical perfection, and — if I may be so bold — at peak hotness. In addition to kick-starting my love of seeing him on screen, his role in the horror flick also taught me a valuable lesson: it's much easier to forgive someone for being possessed by demons and trying to murder their family if they do it while having an eight-pack, I guess.

Q: Who in their right mind chops wood in pajama bottoms? A: If it's Ryan Reynolds, who cares?

I would risk living in a haunted house if it meant sleeping in that bed.

This wet t-shirt contest is a little murder-y for my taste, but I'll still take it.

I started staring at this GIF, blacked out, and then suddenly an entire year had gone by.

Creepily watching a fictional family while plotting their deaths never looked so good.

Much glisten. So sweat. Wow.

Crouching in a dank basement is now high on my list of hobbies.

God bless these PJ bottoms, for real.

Like, for *really* real.

*deep, heavy sigh*

In which Ryan Reynolds's hotness counteracts the effects of this heinous coat made out of beef jerky.

He's traumatized by ghostly visions, but I'm traumatized by the fact I'll never get to feel that bicep in person. (You win again

Can he rip off his shirt as fast as he can pull the blanket off that bed? I think a demo is in order.

Even this suspicious face is doing things to me.


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