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When we first read the absurd Harry Potter chapter written entirely by a predictive text bot [1], we thought it was the funniest thing that would ever come out of the Potter fandom — but, blessedly, we were wrong. Artist Megan Nicole Dong [2] decided to illustrate the bot-written story, complete with overly friendly Death Eaters and a Hagrid pig. The hand-sketched illustrations capture precisely how hilarious the entire faux chapter is; Dong's drawings have us in tears!

Don't take our word for it — check out the entire series of illustrations below, then follow the artist on Twitter [3] and Tumblr [4] for more of her work.

I have to draw some moments from this bot-written Harry Potter chapter. #loudslowsoftbird [5] https://t.co/YdKLyJd64o [6] pic.twitter.com/3Xywuaa5uQ [7]

— Megan Nicole Dong (@sketchshark) December 14, 2017 [8]

#mcgonagallslongpumpkins [9] pic.twitter.com/G61vMd4n2d [10]

— Megan Nicole Dong (@sketchshark) December 14, 2017 [11]

🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲👁👁💨💨 pic.twitter.com/zeLL8GNiOQ [12]

— Megan Nicole Dong (@sketchshark) December 14, 2017 [13]

Ron's Ron shirt. So bad. pic.twitter.com/s5TajvI33z [14]

— Megan Nicole Dong (@sketchshark) December 14, 2017 [15]

Stupid, handsome Ron. pic.twitter.com/ZsZMhjtBU3 [16]

— Megan Nicole Dong (@sketchshark) December 14, 2017 [17]

"BEEF WOMEN!" pic.twitter.com/ITfga49oSn [18]

— Megan Nicole Dong (@sketchshark) December 14, 2017 [19]

Extremely polite Death Eater kisses. (I know that I basically drew Shy Guys) pic.twitter.com/02kWpI92qu [20]

— Megan Nicole Dong (@sketchshark) December 14, 2017 [21]

That tall Death Eater who tried to neg Hermione with his clothes pic.twitter.com/3HGokhV9QX [22]

— Megan Nicole Dong (@sketchshark) December 14, 2017 [23]

Dumbledore to #thePigofHufflepuff [24]: "You are Hagrid now." pic.twitter.com/wk4rNh7pYe [25]

— Megan Nicole Dong (@sketchshark) December 14, 2017 [26]