I have one question for you, Lady Gaga [1]: how dare you? How dare you release a song so beautiful it made me burst into instant tears at work? How dare you break my heart before it's even noon? After the debut of her rousing "Perfect Illusion," [2] Gaga's "Million Reasons" is a moving track that simultaneously showcases her insane vocals and her ability to translate a wealth of emotions in just three minutes. The new song dropped during the first stop on her mini dive-bar tour in Nashville, which she's doing in an effort to drum up excitement for her fifth studio album, Joanne [3]. It's very reminiscent of "You and I" and "Til It Happens to You," [4] so it basically goes without saying that you should prepare yourself for an onslaught of feels (at the very least, listen with a box of Kleenex handy).