I have one question for you, Lady Gaga: how dare you? How dare you release a song so beautiful it made me burst into instant tears at work? How dare you break my heart before it's even noon? After the debut of her rousing "Perfect Illusion," Gaga's "Million Reasons" is a moving track that simultaneously showcases her insane vocals and her ability to translate a wealth of emotions in just three minutes. The new song dropped during the first stop on her mini dive-bar tour in Nashville, which she's doing in an effort to drum up excitement for her fifth studio album, Joanne. It's very reminiscent of "You and I" and "Til It Happens to You," so it basically goes without saying that you should prepare yourself for an onslaught of feels (at the very least, listen with a box of Kleenex handy).