When Fred Dreams About Archie's High School Graduation

When Betty Tells Her Mom She Almost Slept With Jughead

When Jughead Hops on His Motorcycle Like a Total Bad Boy

When Archie Looks Like a Helpless Puppy While Calling His Mom

When Jughead "Tags Along" For Archie's Statement With the Sheriff

When Veronica Manages to Make Fred's Shooting All About Her

When Jughead Enlists Help From the Southside Serpents

When Veronica Hooks Up With Archie in the Shower

Girl, is this really the right time? He is literally wiping his dad's blood off his body.

When Cheryl Makes Her Grand Entrance With the Hair Flip to End All Hair Flips

When Bughead Rides a Motorcycle Together and You've Never Felt More Alive

When Veronica Accuses Her Mother of Murder

And Hermione tells Veronica she should slap her for what she's insinuating, but she's "not a violent person."

When Josie Says the Pussycats Are Sending Fred as Many of Their Nine Lives as He Needs

She knows they're not actually cats, right?

When Pop Refers to the Shooter as the "Angel of Death"

When Jughead Is Reunited With His One True Love: A Hamburger

When Cheryl Threatens Her Mom

But we kinda love it?

When Archie Reveals He Was Held at Gunpoint

When Cheryl Gives Fred the "Kiss of Life"

When Archie and Veronica Get Married in a Dream Sequence

When Fred Finally Wakes Up

When Betty and Jughead Kiss and Make Up in the Rain

When Jughead Finds the Serpents Torturing a Guy in His Living Room

When You Could Cut the Tension at the Lodge Family Reunion With a Knife

When Miss Grundy Makes a Cameo With Her New Student

. . . But Then She Gets Strangled to Death With Her Own Bow!

When You Realize the Killer Is the Same Person Who Shot Fred