Of the many revelations during The Vampire Diaries [1]' Comic-Con panel (yes, the show is really ending [2]), one detail from Julie Plec caught my attention. She mentioned that the final season will practically be an homage to the show as a whole, especially early seasons. One of the coolest things is that each episode title of the final season will actually be a line of dialogue from the show's first season. In that case, may we offer some suggestions?

1. "You're Back on Bambi Blood"
2. "He Was a Teenage Waste of Space"
3. "I'm Here to Eat Cotton Candy and Steal Your Girl"
4. "Stefan Likes Puppy Blood"
5. "Nostalgia Is a B*tch"

Thanks for the consideration, Julie Plec!