The world has ended on American Horror Story, and now we're just on a wild ride filled with witches, warlocks, and the big, bad Antichrist (aka Michael Langdon). And listen, I know Michael is technically very young — for the record, actor Cody Fern is about 30, so it's not as creepy as it seems — and literally the son of Satan, but I can't help but lust after him. Yes, I know, that's technically one of the seven deadly sins, but I guess it would make sense for me to be this sinful at the sight of such a tempting, handsome devil.
I'd always heard Satan would be attractive, but this is a whole 'nother level. There's something about the subtle red eye makeup, those delicious capes, the luscious locks of hair, and the evil gleam in his eye that really has me under his spell. Luckily, it seems I'm not alone; thanks to the power of the internet, I've seen all kinds of AHS Antichrist thirst out there. So I'm ready to air out my obsession and articulate my feelings about Michael. Let's bask in his glory together.
Ah yes, here's the blood bucket. Time for a nice shoulder massage.
And, you know, the Antichrist hangs out in some pretty dark rooms.
Even if he only stepped on my face and kept walking, cape flowing behind him effortlessly, it would be worth it.
But you're like, wow, what a dashing prince. Rescuing that damsel in distress? Hero!
OMG, he's a mama's boy! So what if she worships Satan, you know?!