Attention, Dunder Mifflin employees! This holiday season, ugly Christmas sweaters [1] are required per Michael Scott's memo. Don't worry, you can find a substantial Office [2] selection at Target. In fact, I think Target's Merry and Dwight Christmas Sweater [3] ($30) and Dunder Mifflin Ugly Holiday Sweater [4] ($30) are the cozy clothes Michael would approve of most.

All jokes aside, if you have a Secret Santa gift exchange [5] or White Elephant bash coming up, why not come equipped with a comfy gift that also ensures a smile? I think this would go over better than a homemade oven mitt, and Angela's party planning committee would certainly be on board. Better yet, buy the sweaters for yourself and wear one during your holiday binge sessions. I can't think of a better way to spend time off.