Profanities are usually written off as NSFW language, but we just found a sneaky way to bring your favorite four-letter words into the workplace without even having to utter them out loud. Etsy is currently flooded with hysterical curse-word-adorned pencils that would make the perfect holiday stocking stuffer for yourself or any potty-mouthed working woman [1] out there.
Simply having these hilarious writing utensils on your desk will motivate you through your workday and give you a much-needed chuckle when that 3 p.m. feeling hits. Plus, they're a solid reminder that you're a f*cking badass b*tch. Ahead, shop our favorite picks, and try to resist the urge to add every single one to your online shopping cart.
"Intellectual Badass" Pencils
These hot pink "Intellectual Badass" Pencils [3] ($2-18) will make you feel like Elle Woods after she gets into Harvard Law School.
"I'm CEO, B*tch" Pencils
Show 'em who's boss by using these "I'm CEO, B*tch" Pencils [4] ($8).
Mature Pencil Set
You can pick a different motivational saying to live by each day with this colorful Mature Pencil Set [5] ($7).
"Professional Giver of No F*cks" Pencils
These "Professional Giver of No F*cks" Pencils [6] ($8) pretty much sum up that "5 p.m. on a Friday" feeling.
"I Need a F*cking Drink" Pencils
Subtly reveal your inner thoughts to your coworkers by showing up to a meeting with these "I Need a F*cking Drink" Pencils [7] ($4) in tow.
Gold Curse-Word Pencils
Glance at these Gold Curse-Word Pencils [8] ($9-12) throughout the workday when you're in need of a confidence boost.
"I'm a Motherf*cking Unicorn" Pencils
Show off your inner magical vibes with these "I'm a Motherf*cking Unicorn" Pencils [9] ($4-8).
Assorted Curse-Word Pencils
Having these Assorted Curse-Word Pencils [10] ($9) on your desk will certainly brighten your day.
"You Magnificent Motherf*cker" Pencils
Sign some important work papers with one of these "You Magnificent Motherf*cker" Pencils [11] ($4-8) when you need a reminder that you're magnificent AF.