Profane Pencils For Working Moms Who F*cking Love Cursing
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Profanities are usually written off as NSFW language, but we just found a sneaky way to bring your favorite four-letter words into the workplace without even having to utter them out loud. Etsy is currently flooded with hysterical curse-word-adorned pencils that would make the perfect holiday stocking stuffer for yourself or any potty-mouthed working woman out there.
Simply having these hilarious writing utensils on your desk will motivate you through your workday and give you a much-needed chuckle when that 3 p.m. feeling hits. Plus, they're a solid reminder that you're a f*cking badass b*tch. Ahead, shop our favorite picks, and try to resist the urge to add every single one to your online shopping cart.
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"Intellectual Badass" Pencils
These hot pink "Intellectual Badass" Pencils ($2-18) will make you feel like Elle Woods after she gets into Harvard Law School.
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Mature Pencil Set
You can pick a different motivational saying to live by each day with this colorful Mature Pencil Set ($7).
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"Professional Giver of No F*cks" Pencils
These "Professional Giver of No F*cks" Pencils ($8) pretty much sum up that "5 p.m. on a Friday" feeling.
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"I Need a F*cking Drink" Pencils
Subtly reveal your inner thoughts to your coworkers by showing up to a meeting with these "I Need a F*cking Drink" Pencils ($4) in tow.
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Gold Curse-Word Pencils
Glance at these Gold Curse-Word Pencils ($9-12) throughout the workday when you're in need of a confidence boost.
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"I'm a Motherf*cking Unicorn" Pencils
Show off your inner magical vibes with these "I'm a Motherf*cking Unicorn" Pencils ($4-8).
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Assorted Curse-Word Pencils
Having these Assorted Curse-Word Pencils ($9) on your desk will certainly brighten your day.
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"You Magnificent Motherf*cker" Pencils
Sign some important work papers with one of these "You Magnificent Motherf*cker" Pencils ($4-8) when you need a reminder that you're magnificent AF.
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