Getting your kid to make up their mind and place an order can be an exasperating experience for any parent dining out with a child [3]. Instead of getting frustrated by the "I don't want that!" and "I'm not hungry!" responses, a Pennsylvania deli is having some fun with their kid's menu [4] and renaming some of their options to better reflect their smallest patrons.

The honest and completely accurate menu at Front Street Deli [5] was shared on Reddit, and every parent can get a laugh out of the unconventional listings [6]. The hysterical options include:

• "I Don't Know:" Hot dog with French fries
• "I Don't Care:" Chicken tenders with French fries
• "I'm Not Hungry:" Grilled cheese with French fries
• "I Don't Want That:" Fish sticks with French fries