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This Is Actually the Best Kid's Menu You Will Ever See

Local Delis Kids menu from funny

Getting your kid to make up their mind and place an order can be an exasperating experience for any parent dining out with a child. Instead of getting frustrated by the "I don't want that!" and "I'm not hungry!" responses, a Pennsylvania deli is having some fun with their kid's menu and renaming some of their options to better reflect their smallest patrons.

The honest and completely accurate menu at Front Street Deli was shared on Reddit, and every parent can get a laugh out of the unconventional listings. The hysterical options include:

  • "I Don't Know:" Hot dog with French fries
  • "I Don't Care:" Chicken tenders with French fries
  • "I'm Not Hungry:" Grilled cheese with French fries
  • "I Don't Want That:" Fish sticks with French fries
Image Source: Reddit user nabced
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