These Kid-Proof Briefs For Men Are Made to Protect the Family Jewels — and No, We're Not Kidding

Being a parent can be a contact sport — and make you feel a little like a human jungle gym — but for dads, there's a bit more on the line when it comes to protecting themselves against pointy kid elbows and rogue, kicking feet. To soften the blow to Dad's, well, family jewels . . . Fridababy has created a hilarious but completely real product to help every dad "protect his legacy": FridaBalls, "the world's first kid-proof underwear."

"FridaBalls is the boxer brief designed to add branches to your family tree," reads a press release for the product. "Each pair of FridaBalls is equipped with a reinforced protective pouch to soften the blow and keep dad's buddies safe, breathable wicking fabric to keep things fresh, a never slip secure waistband (because crack is always wack), and our patent pending Heirloom Conservation Technology (HCT)."

Heirloom. Conservation. Technology. LOL.

Watch the hilarious video above to learn more, and purchase a pair or two of FridaBalls for yourself ($28 per pair) or for the dads in your life who need a little *extra* protection.