It's that time of the year again when our kids are writing their dream wish lists to Santa. Some tots ask the big guy for a few simple things while others go for broke, but when it comes to children and their letter-writing skills, there will always be a few laughs mixed in as well. So, here are some hilarious and heartwarming notes that these awesome kiddos penned for Santa Claus.
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Elf Competency Concerns
Santa, it's really time for some quality control.
Source: Instagram user niki7070 [1]
Family Planning
So, I guess this would not be the time to tell Samantha you're pregnant.
Source: Instagram user margaritamary [2]
Sister Problems
I'm not going to say that my sister's been bad, but . . .
Source: Instagram user saracollins_27 [3]
Cut the Crap Santa
"I want a real puppy this year. Not like the fake one you got me last year."
Source: Instagram user marissk87 [4]
What the Duck?
Someone really, really likes ducks this year.
Source: Instagram user theangieg [5]
I Won't Really Punch You in the Face
"Dear Santa, sorry for saying, 'I'm going to punch you in the face!' I would never do that because I am a good boy and I know hitting is wrong. Love, Ryder."
Source: Instagram user stinadaisy [6]
Real Pet Cubs
It's true, this is special.
Source: Instagram user becky0467 [7]
You Want a What?
Someone's got some explaining to do.
Source: Instagram user marcy_elizabeth [8]
Everything
Good luck finding that Santa.
Source: Instagram user shaekss [9]
Doogie Doo Don't
Santa's all, "Seriously, come on!"
Source: Instagram user mzcastro12711 [10]
Nerf Soldier
Time to start sleeping with one eye open.
Source: Instagram user chrisriosbeauty [11]
Goochie
Here's a tip, Santa: I'm pretty sure you can score some decent Goochie gear in Chinatown.
Source: Instagram user goneonone [12]
Mixed-Skin Elf
Don't send one of those ugly, white b*tches, OK Santa?
Source: Instagram user vtown82 [13]
"Santa"
If that's even your real name . . .
Source: Instagram user ali_holcomb [14]
Going For It
What does he have to lose anyway?
Source: Instagram user trishamccarter [15]
Wait, What?
It was cute until it got weird.
Source: Instagram user catrobber [16]
Prioritizing the List
Because everyone knows that the gifts in the stocking don't count as actual gifts.
Source: Instagram user marosco1 [17]
#5
This kid is awesome.
Source: Instagram user sashysweet [18]
Please. Please. Please.
Just these 15 things, please. No big deal, please. I love you, please.
Source: Instagram user madreof2kingz [19]
Turning the Tables
Nice try, kid.
Source: Instagram user brookedunlopbellabuff [20]
Not Much, Just $100
OK, fine. Make it a thousand.
Source: Instagram user claraghmcsorley [21]
Algebra Skills
Don't worry, Santa, we don't get Common Core either.
Source: Instagram user jackieferrell [22]
Pokémon
Gonna go out on a limb here, but I'm guessing this kid kind of likes Pokémon.
Source: Instagram user that_tattooed_posh_chick [23]
A Glove That Makes Metal Come to You
File this under: sounds much cooler than it will be.
Source: Instagram user silviacolloca [24]
Going For Broke
I mean, if you're going to ask for superpowers you might as well go for all of them.
Source: Instagram user amyjohan [25]
XBox and Medical Supplies
A girl can never have too many pairs of crutches.
Source: Instagram user hkeeling11 [26]
Flip the Page
A pony. A horse. A bunny. A rabbit. A fuzzy bunny. A fuzzy pony. A fuzzy hamster . . .
Source: Instagram user coley_ycp [27]
Just One Question
No gifts, just please stop breaking into my house. Thanks!
Source: Instagram user vegasmotherrunner [28]
Keilynn's Farm
Her mom said, "My daughter wants all kinds of animals for Christmas BUT she's allergic!!! Sigh!"
Source: Instagram user charmingiamsure [29]
Buttering the Big Guy Up
I just like to spend time with my family, Santa. Especially if that time is spent opening my present from you. You know, as a family.
Source: Instagram user bridgedizzle [30]
Gift or Die
The electronics dependency starts really young these days.
Source: Instagram user skwilson22 [31]
Train Setup
It's so super "spasific" that he can't even begin to draw it.
Source: Instagram user jcaltman [32]
It's a Smyth's Christmas
Let's hope Santa has a coupon for Smyth's.
Source: Instagram user shauna_gilliland [33]
Travel Problems
Yeah, so if you would just leave the loot in my room, that'd be great.
Source: Instagram user pam_guardiola [34]
Glam Christmas
The poster said her daughter "Needed some inspiration for her Christmas list, obviously the Ulta magazine was perfect."
Source: Instagram user karlikinsss [35]
Big Pimpin' Mom's Cheesecake
Because I'm sure that making a cheesecake for "Santa" was exactly what her mom wanted to be doing on Christmas Eve.
Source: Instagram user ionnys_bella_vita [36]
Pop Quiz
"Are you a professional wrapper? Have you met a unicorn? Be prepared for more next year."
Source: Instagram user stephmahoe [37]
And Then There Is This Kid
Well done, parents, well done.
Source: Instagram user bearshay [38]
When All Else Fails
Threaten him hard.
Source: Instagram user unicornsncheesecake [39]