Funny Notes Kids Write Santa Claus

"Dear Santa, sorry for saying, 'I'm going to punch you in the face!' I would never do that because I am a good boy and I know hitting is wrong. Love, Ryder."

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7 Real Pet Cubs

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It's true, this is special.

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8 You Want a What?

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Someone's got some explaining to do.

Source: Instagram user marcy_elizabeth

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9 Everything

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Good luck finding that Santa.

Source: Instagram user shaekss

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10 Doogie Doo Don't

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Santa's all, "Seriously, come on!"

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11 Nerf Soldier

Image Source: Flickr user Nathan Torkington

Time to start sleeping with one eye open.

Source: Instagram user chrisriosbeauty

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12 Goochie

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Here's a tip, Santa: I'm pretty sure you can score some decent Goochie gear in Chinatown.

Source: Instagram user goneonone

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13 Mixed-Skin Elf

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Don't send one of those ugly, white b*tches, OK Santa?

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14 "Santa"

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If that's even your real name . . .

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15 Going For It

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What does he have to lose anyway?

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16 Wait, What?

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It was cute until it got weird.

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17 Prioritizing the List

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Because everyone knows that the gifts in the stocking don't count as actual gifts.

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18 #5

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This kid is awesome.

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19 Please. Please. Please.

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Just these 15 things, please. No big deal, please. I love you, please.

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20 Turning the Tables

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Nice try, kid.

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21 Not Much, Just $100

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OK, fine. Make it a thousand.

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22 Algebra Skills

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Don't worry, Santa, we don't get Common Core either.

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23 Pokémon

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Gonna go out on a limb here, but I'm guessing this kid kind of likes Pokémon.

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24 A Glove That Makes Metal Come to You

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File this under: sounds much cooler than it will be.

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25 Going For Broke

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I mean, if you're going to ask for superpowers you might as well go for all of them.

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26 XBox and Medical Supplies

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A girl can never have too many pairs of crutches.

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27 Flip the Page

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A pony. A horse. A bunny. A rabbit. A fuzzy bunny. A fuzzy pony. A fuzzy hamster . . .

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28 Just One Question

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No gifts, just please stop breaking into my house. Thanks!

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29 Keilynn's Farm

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Her mom said, "My daughter wants all kinds of animals for Christmas BUT she's allergic!!! Sigh!"

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30 Buttering the Big Guy Up

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I just like to spend time with my family, Santa. Especially if that time is spent opening my present from you. You know, as a family.

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31 Gift or Die

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The electronics dependency starts really young these days.

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32 Train Setup

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It's so super "spasific" that he can't even begin to draw it.

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33 It's a Smyth's Christmas

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Let's hope Santa has a coupon for Smyth's.

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34 Travel Problems

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Yeah, so if you would just leave the loot in my room, that'd be great.

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35 Glam Christmas

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The poster said her daughter "Needed some inspiration for her Christmas list, obviously the Ulta magazine was perfect."

Source: Instagram user karlikinsss

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36 Big Pimpin' Mom's Cheesecake

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Because I'm sure that making a cheesecake for "Santa" was exactly what her mom wanted to be doing on Christmas Eve.

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37 Pop Quiz

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"Are you a professional wrapper? Have you met a unicorn? Be prepared for more next year."

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38 And Then There Is This Kid

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Well done, parents, well done.

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39 When All Else Fails

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Threaten him hard.

Source: Instagram user unicornsncheesecake

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1 Elf Competency Concerns

2 Family Planning

3 Sister Problems

4 Cut the Crap Santa

5 What the Duck?

6 I Won't Really Punch You in the Face

7 Real Pet Cubs

8 You Want a What?

9 Everything

10 Doogie Doo Don't

11 Nerf Soldier

12 Goochie

13 Mixed-Skin Elf

14 "Santa"

15 Going For It

16 Wait, What?

17 Prioritizing the List

18 #5

19 Please. Please. Please.

20 Turning the Tables

21 Not Much, Just $100

22 Algebra Skills

23 Pokémon

24 A Glove That Makes Metal Come to You

25 Going For Broke

26 XBox and Medical Supplies

27 Flip the Page

28 Just One Question

29 Keilynn's Farm

30 Buttering the Big Guy Up

31 Gift or Die

32 Train Setup

33 It's a Smyth's Christmas

34 Travel Problems

35 Glam Christmas

36 Big Pimpin' Mom's Cheesecake

37 Pop Quiz

38 And Then There Is This Kid

39 When All Else Fails

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