When someone finds out that they are having a baby, they only have a certain amount of months before things get real and the truth hits: life with a newborn can be sticky, stinky, and exhausting. But luckily for some new and expecting parents, if they have a friend with an amazing sense of humor [1] who is willing to drop truth bombs — along with congratulations — they can do so in the form of some very honest baby cards.
From compliments on pregnancy boobs to condolences on postbaby vaginas, these are the funniest pregnancy and newborn cards for parents with a sense of humor [2].
Congrats on Your New Boobs and Baby Card
Congrats on Your New Boobs and Baby Card [4] ($5)
Funny Avocado Pregnancy Card
Funny Avocado Pregnancy Card [5] ($4)
Have Fun With That Baby Card
Have Fun With That Baby Card [6] ($4)
Tiny Human Baby Card
Tiny Human Baby Card [7] ($5)
Netflix and Chill Card
Netflix and Chill Card [8] ($4)
Funny Baby Shower Registry Card
Funny Baby Shower Registry Card [9] ($4)
9 Months Sober Card
9 Months Sober Card [10] ($2)
Sh*t Machine New Baby Card
Sh*t Machine New Baby Card [11] ($5)
Funny Pregnancy and New Baby Card
Funny Pregnancy and New Baby Card [12] ($5)
You'll Probably Poop Pregnancy Card
You'll Probably Poop Pregnancy Card [13] ($5)
New Mom Riddle Card
New Mom Riddle Card [14] ($4)
Poop Machine New Baby Card
Poop Machine New Baby Card [15] ($3)
Congrats on the Cute Baby Card
Congrats on the Cute Baby Card [16] ($5)
Pregnancy Test Card
Pregnancy Test Card [17] ($4)
Bundle of Joy Baby Card
Bundle of Joy Baby Card [18] ($4)
Sorry We're All Drinking Without You Card
Sorry We're All Drinking Without You Card [19] ($5)
Funny Science Baby Shower
Funny Science Baby Shower [20] ($5)
Funny Pregnancy Boobs Card
Funny Pregnancy Boobs Card [21] ($3)
Sarcastic New Baby Card
Sarcastic New Baby Card [22] ($5)
Knocked Up Pregnancy Card
Knocked Up Pregnancy Card [23] ($4)
Funny New Parents Card
Funny New Parents Card [24] ($5)
Condolences to Your Vagina Card
Condolences to Your Vagina Card [25] ($5)
Bottoms Up Card
Bottoms Up Card [26] ($5)
Baby's First Cuss Word Card
Baby's First Cuss Word Card [27] ($5)
Baby Making Card
Baby Making Card [28] ($5)