Funny Pregnancy and New Baby Cards
Epic — and Honest — Baby Cards That Will Make New Parents LOL
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When someone finds out that they are having a baby, they only have a certain amount of months before things get real and the truth hits: life with a newborn can be sticky, stinky, and exhausting. But luckily for some new and expecting parents, if they have a friend with an amazing sense of humor who is willing to drop truth bombs — along with congratulations — they can do so in the form of some very honest baby cards.
From compliments on pregnancy boobs to condolences on postbaby vaginas, these are the funniest pregnancy and newborn cards for parents with a sense of humor.
Congrats on Your New Boobs and Baby Card
Funny Avocado Pregnancy Card
Have Fun With That Baby Card
Tiny Human Baby Card
Tiny Human Baby Card ($5)
Netflix and Chill Card
Funny Baby Shower Registry Card
9 Months Sober Card
9 Months Sober Card ($2)
Sh*t Machine New Baby Card
Funny Pregnancy and New Baby Card
You'll Probably Poop Pregnancy Card
New Mom Riddle Card
New Mom Riddle Card ($4)
Poop Machine New Baby Card
Congrats on the Cute Baby Card
Pregnancy Test Card
Pregnancy Test Card ($4)
Bundle of Joy Baby Card
Sorry We're All Drinking Without You Card
Funny Science Baby Shower
Funny Pregnancy Boobs Card
Sarcastic New Baby Card
Knocked Up Pregnancy Card
Funny New Parents Card
Condolences to Your Vagina Card
Bottoms Up Card
Bottoms Up Card ($5)
Baby's First Cuss Word Card
Baby Making Card
Baby Making Card ($5)
