If your child is more a fan of Cruella de Vil than the 101 dalmatians or roots for the evil stepmother over that insufferable Cinderella, the writers at Saturday Night Live [1] have come up with just the doll for them.

In a cut-for-time sketch that never aired during this past weekend's episode, a parody commercial for "My Little Stepchildren" advertises the perfect doll for those kids who don't see the point in being a "mommy" when they can be a wicked stepmother instead.

"Every Little Stepchild comes with a tiny cardboard birth certificate kids can lock inside an ornate chest of drawers," the voice-over says. "Then they can pretend to avoid questions about the doll's birth mother."

The doll comes with letters from said birth mother that can be thrown into a fire, a "big, gorgeous engagement ring" that girls and boys can menacingly reveal, and a backstory on your kid's new widower husband, Richard.

Watch the hilarious skit (featuring host Natalie Portman [2]!) — and if you think your kid would actually like one of these dolls, it might be best that you sleep with one eye open tonight.