While toddlers aren't necessarily Starbucks's targeted clientele, if everyone else is going to get angry about their holiday cups [1], so are they!

Even though many Starbucks patrons have expressed conflicted emotions over their excitement for seasonal drinks vs. their disappointment with their less than spirited cups [2], this might be the first time a toddler has lodged a complaint — not because of the cup's minimalistic design, but because it's not his favorite color or dinosaur — how rude! Added to the list of complaints: this outrageous cup tastes like cardboard, it doesn't shatter into fun pieces when you drop it, and it doesn't come with a chewable straw. With points like that, it's almost a Christmas miracle that everyone didn't take offense sooner!