While there's certainly a large portion of the population that wants sparkling diamonds and bountiful bouquets of flowers for Valentine's Day [1], there's also another batch of people to account for: those who, like me, would go absolutely wild for a bouquet of Genoa salami or a heart-shaped box of meat. If you think I'm being silly, I'm not. Thanks to Man Crates [2], you can order (or receive) a heart-shaped box filled with delicious charcuterie, and more! Here's what the company is offering for Feb. 14.
Jerky Heart
The Jerky Heart [4] ($30) will surprise anyone expecting chocolate.
Exotic Meats Jerky Heart
Exotic Meats Jerky Heart [5] ($40) includes Honey Bourbon Elk, Black Pepper Gator, and Root Beer Habanero Venison.
Salami Bouquet
Five seasoned salami sticks replace the typical flowers in this creative Salami Bouquet [6] ($60).