You Can Buy a Bouquet of Salami For Valentine's Day, and Now I'm a Believer in This Great Holiday

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While there's certainly a large portion of the population that wants sparkling diamonds and bountiful bouquets of flowers for Valentine's Day, there's also another batch of people to account for: those who, like me, would go absolutely wild for a bouquet of Genoa salami or a heart-shaped box of meat. If you think I'm being silly, I'm not. Thanks to Man Crates, you can order (or receive) a heart-shaped box filled with delicious charcuterie, and more! Here's what the company is offering for Feb. 14.

Jerky Heart
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Jerky Heart

The Jerky Heart ($30) will surprise anyone expecting chocolate.

Exotic Meats Jerky Heart
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Exotic Meats Jerky Heart

Exotic Meats Jerky Heart ($40) includes Honey Bourbon Elk, Black Pepper Gator, and Root Beer Habanero Venison.

Salami Bouquet
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Salami Bouquet

Five seasoned salami sticks replace the typical flowers in this creative Salami Bouquet ($60).